Friday, December 31, 2010
Have a safe and prosperous new year everyone.
Loadin' up my truck right now to this and pissing off the nig....ummm...neighbors. Happy New Year! Scream aim and fire in 2011!
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Thank you in advance, and here's some more American pride:
Friday, December 24, 2010
To: undisclosed recipients:
Subject: Your reply is highly needed!
I'm Mrs Rose John Gomo, I married to Dr.John who worked with our embassy in Ivory Coast He died on 2007, bofore his death he deposited a sum $8,500.000.00 to one Bank in Abidjan.
I need your help reply me so that i can give you details.
Wrong response: Sure, my social security number is__________. My bank account number is_________ and here's my PIN_____.
My response: Get a life and stop scamming people you sick fucking buttfucking monkey dick sucking nigger!
They didn't reply.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
I don't know about you but last year I got some clothes and a camera for Christmas, not a single STD or rape. You have to love the "rights for man, woman and child" bullshit at the end. BWAHAHAHAHAHA rights for women, you muslims are so crazy. You mean rights like this of course.
Afshan Azad, 22, the high-profile Harry Potter actress remains in hiding after refusing to appear in a London court. Ms. Azad had been seeing a non-Muslim man, a Hindu. Her family, specifically her father, Abul Azad, 53, and her brother Ashraf, 28, called her a “prostitute” and tried to force her into an arranged marriage with a Muslim man. Her brother also beat and her father threatened to kill her in May of this year.
If your a muslim woman, you have the right to have the shit beat out of you, tortured and a number of other fun activities. Muslim girls only have the right to have their clitorises mutilated or noses chopped off. Or, if your really lucky, the right to be murdered. That's it, nothing fancy. Simple and to the point.
So let's all remember this Christmas to get out the horsewhip, beat the shit out of your wife, go to a rave, steal a car, get really drunk and smoke a joint (which I plan on doing by the way) and then kill your daughter for talking to one of those Goddamned Amish boys. Little mother fuckers are trouble I'm tellin' ya'.
For Jesus of course. Just like he said to do in the bible.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Robert Gibbs held a press conference this morning to try and calm fears that our heads of national security are completely incompetent. It didn't go over much better.
Everybody said Bush knew ahead of time about 9/11 and let it happen just so he could go to war with Iraq. With incompetent nitwits like this in charge, I say that we will get hit again, but this time it will be from the inside and Obama and gang will use that as an excuse to go to war with the American people.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Beer and Taxes:
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
* The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
* The fifth would pay $1.
* The sixth would pay $3.
* The seventh would pay $7.
* The eighth would pay $12.
* The ninth would pay $18.
* The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
‘Since you are all such good customers,’ he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.’ Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.’
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
* The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
* The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings) .
* The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings) .
* The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 ( 25% savings).
* The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
* The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’ declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, ‘but he got $10!’
‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar,too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’
‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’
‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
I am so proud of my son that the school trusts him enough to take home one of the animals. All his teachers always tell me what a joy he is to have in class. I just hope this continues through his teenage years.
God knows it didn't for me.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Anyway, I was digging around on the Internet and found this site, which provides weekly updates on both spacecrafts (Voyager 1 and 2). After all these years, Voyager 1 still has some propellant left and uses it I'm guessing on periodic roll maneuvers necessary for accurate scientific data. NASA reports that Voyager 1 and 2 scientific instruments will have to be turned off no earlier than 2025 due to lack of power. But I don't think there's anything out there between our sun and the next stellar body that Voyager 1 will reach within the next 15 years. We may never know because NASA will be doing Muslim outreach work, right? Isn't that what our Cooncracker in Chief has envisioned for them? It's cold and dark out there anyway, much like the modern Democrat Party.
Leave it to me to mix political hate speech in on any topic. ROFL!!
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Every day is Fuck Obama Day! Fuck this narcissistic Kenyan commie cooncracker niggerhonkey and his "ghetto booty'd, food nazi wookie", too!
Simple economic solution:
1) Extend current tax rates across all brackets and stop branding this a tax cut!
2) Place a moratorium on the AMT for 2010 and 2011.
3) Eliminate the death tax because it's a jobs killer and unconstitutional in the first place.
4) Just leave the social security tax rates where they are for now as this program is doomed anyway.
5) Repeal the 1099 provision in the Health Scare bill.
Congress' most likely solution:
Yeah, you fucks.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Lawmaker introduces bill calling for up to 5 years in prison for anybody who attempts to enforce new health care law in Texas
"The bill that I filed is a nullification bill that says that Obamacare is null and void here in Texas because it is unconstitutional," Berman told 1200 WOAI news in an exclusive interview.
But his measure goes further than just denouncing the measure. He wants people who try to enforce it in Texas thrown into prison.
"If any federal employee tries to administer Obamacare in Texas, we will charge them with a felony offence, which could get them a very severe penalty,"
Monday, December 6, 2010
I am addicted to his show "Family Jewels". Gene Simmons is a smart man. Very business savvy, not like Ozzy's moronic ass. His business sense should have told him Teh One was a fraud from the word go. But like he said he voted for a moment in history. The only problem is that plan backfired on all the people that voted for him simply because of his skin color. The consequence.
But I could give a fuck.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010
This upcoming week is gonna be jam packed with wikileaks analysis. I can't wait! Be looking out for startling news concerning health care. Hell, Drudge has a story linked right now about the SEIU. BWAHAHAHAH!!! Everything is unraveling now. How sweet it is!
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
The Boy and I went out and buried her at my dad's house. There are no words to describe how much this fucking sucks.
R.I.P Lucy, you were a good dog & our friend. We are going to miss you.
I shop online or during any week except this one thank you very much. And while I don't score the big discounts, I save a shit load of time and gas, and my time is worth money. Apparently yours is not.
All of you reading this are guilty of zombie shopping on Black Friday. Admit it. Fail! Beer runs don't count, though.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor, and whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint Committee requested me "to recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many signal favors of Almighty God especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness."
Now therefore I do recommend and assign Thursday the 26th day of November next to be devoted by the People of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being, who is the beneficent Author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be. That we may then all unite in rendering unto him our sincere and humble thanks, for his kind care and protection of the People of this Country previous to their becoming a Nation, for the signal and manifold mercies, and the favorable interpositions of his providence, which we experienced in the course and conclusion of the late war, for the great degree of tranquility, union, and plenty, which we have since enjoyed, for the peaceable and rational manner, in which we have been enabled to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national One now lately instituted, for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed; and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and in general for all the great and various favors which he hath been pleased to confer upon us.
And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech him to pardon our national and other transgressions, to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually, to render our national government a blessing to all the people, by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed, to protect and guide all Sovereigns and Nations (especially such as have shown kindness unto us) and to bless them with good government, peace, and concord. To promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the encrease of science among them and Us, and generally to grant unto all Mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as he alone knows to be best.
Given under my hand at the City of New York the third day of October in the year of our Lord 1789.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Set to AC/DC's A Touch Too Much.
It was one of those flights
On a Thanksgiving night
Where everything comes into view
TSA was taking their time
I was losing my mind
There was no one that they wouldn't do
I wasn't the first
I wasn't the last
To refuse the scan of brothery love
They where so satisfied
Deep down inside
When they snapped on their latex glove
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Too much for my body, too much for my brain
This damn she-mans gonna drive me insane
She's got a touch, a touch too much
She had the face of a bull dyke
Smiling with sin
The body of buddha enlarged
Pretending there's danger
Stroking my skin
Molesting kids supercharged
I wasn't the first
I wasn't the last
They acted like Government slobs
They wanted it hard
They wanted it fast
One even touched my knob.
The rest you all know.
Shit like this is now happening everywhere. And don't think for one second the TSA is hiring professionals because, after all, it was reported this morning that job openings are being advertised on the backs of pizza boxes. Seriously? While existing employees with honor and integrity will likely leave the TSA, they will be replaced with shit maggots who would love nothing more than to retaliate against society for their pathetic existence. As if there weren't enough shit maggots working for the TSA already.
We are a truly polarized society: the American people vs. perverted government employees. And perversion is rampant throughout government. Just think about all the stories of sexual debauchery over the years. It must take a seriously demented fuck to work for government agencies like the TSA. After all, most of us in the private sector wouldn't hire these stupid morons (aka terminally unemployable). This shit will boil over soon and it's gonna be ugly. The one good outcome from this perverted TSA nightmare is the fact that millions of liberals and conservatives appear to finally agree on something: the TSA must be stopped. Like Rep. Ron Paul said just yesterday, "If we tolerate this, there's something wrong with us."
Last night, I watched Bill O'Reilly's softball interview of Pistole, the TSA boss. Here are some questions O'Reilly conveniently left out:
1) The underwear bomber was on watch lists, purchased a one-way ticket with cash, had no luggage, and his own father warned us about him. Yet he was allowed on the airplane anyway and here we are molested as a result. What are your comments on that? Would we even be talking about this had he been stopped?
2) Why are you now implementing these procedures nearly one year after the attempted bombing and right after the mid-term elections? If you are so concerned about nonmetallic explosives then why weren't these procedures implemented months ago? This looks suspicious and political.
3) Big Lesbo Sis has indicated that muslim women may be excluded. Is this true and why? And why are certain government officials exempt?
4) You look like a douchebag. How much cock do you suck on a weekly basis?
I used to really like O'Reilly. Now I know he just plays it safe, the sign of a wimp-in-progress. I will never watch him again.
And finally, here are some TSA slogans that are making their email rounds.
You WERE a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS.
We are now free to move about your pants.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Grope discounts available.
And my favorite: We've handled more balls than Barney Frank!
Monday, November 22, 2010
Passenger chooses strip-down over pat-down.
When a San Diego man opted out of security screening using the Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) at San Diego International Airport on Friday, he stripped down to his underwear in an attempt to avoid the pat-down procedures.
I like this guy. He took the ball and ran with it. Rather than being fingered by the stormtrooper TSA, this dude gave them his own visual inspection. If their only job is to make sure you aren't carrying weapons or explosives on the plane why is this a problem? Stripping down to your tighty-whities doesn't leave much to wonder does it?
Samuel Wolanyk took the protest started Nov. 13 by John Tyner to a whole new level.
Makes it kind of tempting to take it to the next level doesn't it? Full monty strip down.
Through a statement released by his attorney Sunday night, Wolanyk said "TSA needs to see that I'm not carrying any weapons, explosives, or other prohibited substances, I refuse to have images of my naked body viewed by perfect strangers, and having been felt up for the first time by TSA the week prior (I travel frequently) I was not willing to be molested again."
What more needs to be said? This guy just saved the TSA some work. How much can you really hide in a pair of butt huggers? What's next? Is the TSA going to start inserting digits into cornholes? GMAFB!
Wolanyk was arrested for refusing to complete the security process and for recording the incident on his iPhone, according to his attorney.
WTF? Now it's a crime to record TSA stormtroopers? Fuck the TSA, Fuck the diesel-dike Napolitano, and fuck Obama! Fuck 'em all. REVOLT! REVOLT! REVOLT!
Benjamin Franklin nailed it with this quote...
Real funny asshole. But by the looks of the picture and how chummy you two look. I don't think you were kidding.
And of course I couldn't leave out Janet "The Hulk" Nepalitano" and the TSA. This one's for you Big Sis'
And you all knew this was coming. SNL never lets us down!
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
And you TSA molesting perverts need to find some Jesus because you all be some satanic fucks. Cheers everybody! Except you TSA. Go fuck yourselves but I'm sure you already do that hourly.
I've got Zeppelin III in my CD player for the first hour of bullshit traffic, and once the stone wears off I have a little Dopes To Infinity on deck ready to crank. I don't know what it is, but I love being baked on a road trip with music crankin' to pass the time. It's just one of life's simple pleasures that I can really appreciate.
Have a great weekend everyone. In two hours this will be me....well, except I wont have dreads and I wont be black.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Would you ladies like Janet "The Hulk" Nepalitano feeling you up?
I know I wouldn't.
Good article in The Washington Times of all places. Hell, just keep checking Drudge Report hourly. He's linking new articles nearly every hour. This story is exploding as it should. The government has crossed the fucking line!
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
My son's class has assigned the students to read a book of their choosing. Kerrcarto gave me an old copy of 1984 during Blownstar two years ago. I handed it to Samuel last week and he can't put it down. I told him that the book is not too far off from nonfiction and that he needs to pay very close attention to the story. We have a No Democrats/No Liberals Allowed policy in this family.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Abolish the TSA.
They're gonna try to turn us into molested radioactive cattle.
Friday, November 12, 2010
So I rickrolled Fukitol the other day over at the Grouchy Old Cripple. BWAHAHAH!!! In doing so I found this. I know most of you have seen the original by now but this guy takes it to a new level. Fucking love it.
Bill O'Reilly you obstreperous fucking troll.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
I like the following statement lifted from this article:
The rebellion is surging, not only because of the noted health dangers of body scanners, but because the TSA has proven time and time again that its justification in treating the American people with less respect than farmyard animals is completely fraudulent.
And check this out! The TSA is a pervert's dream cum true.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
And check out some humor Fukitol found. It would be funny if it weren't so true. What a fucked up couple these Obama weirdos.
Does anybody see the hypocrisy here? I'm too tired to explain it...
Well shit, that explains everything. He married his nanny.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
It will contain all the major rides that biker groups take around the hill country, plus some of dad's personal favorites from his motorcycle days. We hope to have it for sale this coming year.
But today (which will be Sunday, tomorrow), once again, our president looks like a complete candyass. Dancing some faggoty riverdance shit in India on his multi-million dollar
Does this little manchild ever do anything manly? Or is the Wookie in charge of that?
At least shoot a gun every now and...aw, never mind. Stick with riverdancing. It might be the only thing your moderately half-way maybe decent at attempting.
And it just gets better, or worse, whatever your perspective.
For some reason Mooshelle seems quite comfortable with this dance. Makes one wonder.
But back to the point at hand. I for one would rather have a Formula 1 driving Judo expert protecting me than a golf club wielding riverdancing bicycling fruitcake.
But that's just me.
Fuck you Hussein, and your flat chested ghetto bootied wookie too.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Friday, November 5, 2010
Now having heard that sound many times before I knew that the utility pole outside had thrown a breaker. So I walk out and see the culprit of the noise laying on the ground. I started to scoop him up and noticed his guts got blown out.
Lesson taught to the kids. Do not fuck with electricity!
Not for any of his batshit crazy tirades or his ratings being in the tank. Nope, $7,200 bucks did the dick in.
According to a statement from MSNBC president Phil Griffin, host Keith Olbermann has been suspended indefinitely without pay for political contributions he made to Democratic candidates.
“I became aware of Keith’s political contributions late last night,” Griffin said. “Mindful of NBC News policy and standards, I have suspended him indefinitely without pay.”
MSNBC policies require employees to make the network aware of, and seek prior approval for, any political activity that could pose a conflict of interest. Its rules specifically mention campaign contributions as reportable activity.
Olbermann admitted today that he had contributed $2,400 (the maximum single donation allowed) to three different Democratic candidates this election cycle, for a total of $7,200 worth of campaign contributions.
Good riddance you smug, angry, slimy dickhole. I might just turn MSNBC on and watch your time slot tonight......on second thought, scratch that, I'm gonna build a fire outside and get drunk.
I hope you get a yeast infection from your dildo.
So Pelosi is gonna run for House Minority Leader. Let's see, she had an 8% approval rating going into the elections. Her Party got routed by an overwhelming discontent over policy. She obviously doesn't get it. This is typical narcissistic behavior after one has morphed into a power hungry crackwhore. I don't know what's the bigger circus act: Brett Favre, the Niggerhonkey Administration, or Nancy Pelosi. I hope whatever they spike the water with in San Francisco stays in San Francisco. What an absolute freakshow.
But then again, should we be shocked? I mean, Pelosi is the biggest power hungry thundercunt ever to hit Washington, DC. We thought Hillary was bad...holy shit! Thunderthighs has got nothing on Thundercunt!
Politically, this is like a gift from heaven for the Republicans. Because if she wins, she'll drag the Democrats deeper into the shithole they already find themselves in because of her. MWAHAHAHA!! Stupid fucking liberals. Yeah, ummhmmm, you lost the election because of failed communication skills. Nothing to do with your sick fucking commie policy...Nooooooo...nothing to do with that. Douchenozzles.
Here's another SHOCKER!! Olbermann? Donating to Democrats? Say it isn't so!!
LOL! ROFL! LMAO! BWAHAHAH!! and all that! Has this not been one of the most awesome weeks in politics?
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Fuck All of you jackasses. I'm glad your "coming out", that way we know who to kick the fuck out of the country when the SHTF.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
The data shows that the Republicans will be taking over the House. Rep. John Boehner of Ohio will be the congresscritter in charge. I like Boehner because he's a no nonsense kind of guy and a little rough around the edges. Boehner will become Obama's nemesis. There are a lot of reports out there predicting that Pelosi will retire. I guaranfuckingtee she's gonna retire because of her ego. Trust me. This authoritarian bitch is finally out of here. I wish she would take the rest of the hippie sixties throwbacks in Washington with her. You people fucking suck you know that?
The Senate is a different matter. FOX reported this morning that it's all coming down to Washington State. Fuck, why does our little state tucked away up here in the corner have to become the political epicenter? It's Dino Rossi vs. the incumbent Patty Murray. For those of you who might have forgotten about Patty Murray, here's a little video to joggle your memory.
Senator Murray is the typical tax and spend liberal. She's also a barking moonbat. She has remained in power over these last 18 years because of Seattle obviously, but she has also championed veterans affairs and scored farm subsidies which have provided enough votes from the more conservative and agriculture-driven eastern Washington area. She's also trying to score the air tanker refueling project for Boeing so she gets all those votes. But her votes for the bailouts and King Niggerhonkey Care along with all the pork barrel crap she shoves up our collective Washington asses have finally caught up to her.
Her opponent, Dino Rossi, is no stranger here. You may recall our nasty governor's race a few years back between Christine Gregoire and Dino Rossi. Rossi won that fucking election but the Democrats kept forcing hand recounts until they got the result they wanted. For each recount, ballots would mysteriously appear out of thin air. Pure fucking magic. Rossi ran against her again in 2008 but lost pretty badly primarily because Gregoire was able to capitalize on anti-Bush sentiment at that time and painted Rossi as another President Bush. The strategy was masterful and she won handily. But she is very unpopular now. Fuckin' bitch but that's a tale for another day.
Rossi, for the most part, is a good conservative but I fear he's got some RINO blood in him. Rossi is a slick dude, but he's much better for Washington state and could shift the balance of power in the Senate. I voted for Dino Rossi this morning when I mailed in my ballot so that's that.
Rossi is down 2% in the polls which is essentially a statistical tie. If Rossi pulls this off, along with the rest of the Republicans, we'll have a Republican Senate. It's 1994 all over again! We're warning you Republicans, you're walking on thin ice. Fuck this up, and we're gonna fuck you up. It will be the end of the Republican Party.
Sadly, we're in for 2 years of miserable gridlock because neither chamber will be veto-proof. But at least we will be able to halt the Obama machine which is hell bent on destroying this country. Fuck you, Obama. I personally detest you.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body." said the father.
The son asked, "And what about these ugly shoes on your feet?
His father replied, "These are 'babouches', which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert."
"Tell me, Abba?" added the boy.
"Yes, my son?"
"Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and you're still wearing all this shit?"